I relish that fight.

I'm bridling at your comment.

Happy 4th, everyone!
I enjoyed this article for all the best reasons!

THIS is who he reminds me of…

"See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!"
"TOONCES, LOOK OUT!"

Run, you fools!

Great!
I, like Congress, was afraid to go home to face my constituents.

Weren't we promised jet packs?

I thought Gen X were the spiritual descendants of "X the Eliminator" from the old Space Ghost series.

Check the onion on your belt.

Ugh, you just reminded me of Gummo .

In Walter Miller's A Canticle For Leibowitz, the survivors of the nuclear holocaust declare war on all that is intellectual & scientific, killing and burning in an event described as "The Simplification", the adherents calling themselves "Simpletons".

It's "Hussein."

Ja!

That's not a word.

I guess I should do something about the fact that weed will be legal starting at midnight here in NV.

"What about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming?"

To the Trumpster, it was like Massive Head Wound Harry himself paid a call to Mar-a-Lago.

I was told there would be no math.

I hope your gammy didn't take it to the extreme. I had to care for an old sap who was so far gone on colloidal silver, all that was missing was the surfboard.