You're right, being uptight is the wrong way to go.
All we'll have left is the loose ends to tie up.

…and now you know, the Rest Of The Story.

"Smithers, release the hounds."

Just A Friend is actually a scathing indictment of sprawling bureaucracy, because "I had to fill out a Visitor's Form."

Kinja

"When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address."

It's the Pam Poovey story.

19. "Say, up close you're a guy."
"Far away, too!"

Bachelor Party with Tom Hanks.
I could hear "Who Do You Want To Be" all night long.

He shoulda practiced more.

Did you have to put veins on it?

Even odds one or the other drops a panic deuce during the match. Chokeouts have been known to, um, elicit that response.

Why is shit always "33" with you?

Pump the brakes, everyone!
Lest you forget she turns into an Old Maid in the end.

So, Negasonic's boyfriend?

"Hesh" from Sealab 2021.

Now you're Late and Lugubrious.

We'll go anywhere for a good Tucson/UA joke.

I'm on the list, but unfortunately I have to work this weekend & the 4th of July holiday.

Happy birthday, Iffy!