Fuck me for having to venture into physicians' dining rooms every day and having to suffer the ignorant opinions of MD's on the state of health care in this country.
At least I got to witness yesterday a dipshit surgeon whining about how "health care isn't a 'fucking' right, it's a privilege", only to have this…

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As I said in another thread, 'covfefe' is the main ingredient in spray tanner.

I LOVE Futurama Nixon in any context.

"I give you the Jury of the Damned: Lizzie Borden, Benedict Arnold, Blackbeard, Jonathan Dillinger, John Wilkes Booth, The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers, and Richard Nixon !"

He and Trump have the same. exact. smile.
Use that info as you will.

Hey shut the fuck up and start running the projector! We've got Death On The Highway to see!

Thank you, was looking for this.

Yellow Journalism strikes again!

He's definitely a Company Man.

Cry Havoc, and let slip the Hot Dogs of War.

When I first moved in to my current house, I used to not think much of my elderly neighbor across the street, waving hello and tending to his garden. Soon afterwards, and once a year until he "moved", I would get a visit from the State Dept. asking how "our friend" was doing.

A manatee done bit my sister.

KAOS

So does HORMEL® BLACK LABEL® Bacon.

Yes, especially when those MF Girl Scouts try to raid their tree factory.

WWIII!

I envision your coworker trying to effortlessly fall out of the line of sight, ala Buffalo Bill in the Silence of the Lambs when questioned by Clarice (before the lights go out).

That must've been some train of spooks!

…OF DICKS!