Snow White's Sweatshop.

It's the essential ingredient in spray tanner.

Hot damn, this is the 'covfefe' mine that we all aren't supposed to know about!!

You forgot your freezer list.

All the maps were of Prince's chest hair, trailing down south, like Joe Biden.

Or, "potato box."

SHHHH!
Whatever you do, don't say you know any Tanners or "mega-Tanner fans" around here!
OH crap, too late.
[AV Club Sheriff busts in, mirrored shades on indoors, baton in hand]

The ending was quite the shocker.

I heard Moistes Alou has moist hands.

Sweet: ok i guess.
Sour: vomit-inducing.

Being officially sanctioned by the tribe is good. I've had my share of run-ins with pot hunters that really makes me cynical "on first blush", as I put it. Where did your parents work?

Was looking for this, thank you.
"Offin' Office Max."

I'd like to say ER was a more modern event of losing a key character, but it felt more like 2 or 3 losses to affect the show arc.

- the GOP.

You forgot, "Super Genius."

I wouldn't be surprised if he raided a couple of Native gravesites to get what's behind him, which to me, merits a special place in hell for him.
But hey, that's first blush…

"Check out MY sex tape!"

No mohel raising around here! Some of us have to get back to work.

"D'oh!"

So, what's our cut, then? A piece of the gross, not net? 51% of the merch?