Now I want to see a pic of F. Feline Jameson.

Your cat just wanted you to say "Monorail, Monorail" when you ran over them.

I got a Kitty Pryde notification for this?

"Dimly you remember, pigs aren't tended for their fleece, like sheep…they only have one purpose, one destiny.
You roll sorrowfully in the mud, knowing you are nothing more than pounds and pounds of ham and sausage and bacon.
Your human memory stirs. You do have a chance. But you better go on a diet."

"a man, a plan, as i pee, i seep anal, panama!"

We all shoud be proud, the canal is a real spanner.

There were too many "bottle" episodes.

That's messed up.

"I Have A Dream: To Eat A Kentucky Derby-Winning Horse."

Saddle up for this pun thread!

Hey, the body count at EDC was the same as for the U.S. Open in Wisconsin this weekend! There was also a blimp crash, to boot.

It's back up now!

[Jack Black reads comment, air-guitars something]

Despite the "you sold me a bomb with a phone wrapped around it" vibe, I still miss my Note 7, it was the best for what I needed in a phone.

Did it follow your old boss' essay for Redbook?

You mean you're down with the UVP?

"Captain Logjammers!!"

That van's a rockin'!

Especially Al as a Vicar in a Tutu!

I hope they make Amin pantsuit.