I just wanted my drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin!

Were you around when Cursive covered the Gin Blossoms' "Hey Jealousy" for AV Club Undercover?

The Black Keys - Gold On The Ceiling
The Church - Reptile
Harlem - Friendly Ghost
New Order - Fine Time
KMFDM - WWIII
Sleater-Kinney - Jumpers
Jagwar Ma - Come Save Me
PIL - FFF
Ice Cube - When Will They Shoot?
Dinosaur Jr. - Crumble

Now I'm imagining you as Archer in "Honeypot."

[CUES UP "CONTINUOUS THUNDER" BY JAPANDROIDS]

That's for Tarkovsky's Former AD.

"Hey, Everybody, Let's Put On An Avant-Garde Show!"

The reviewer is heading for a body slam?

Ill Communication is culture, too.

He's not the worst person to consign to that fate. He's in an ongoing flame war with Breitbart, and he also proclaimed DJT as the "Rape Aficionado-in-Chief."

And a shitload of clowns.

Drunk Uncle is available.

Jared's blunder with the Russians is more like Dollar Bill getting strangled by his own cape in the revolving door.

Tie game now in the 3rd.

"Rat Cafe Closes After Someone's Sister Done Got Bit."

Mike Shanahan will have his regular table near the front.

Modest Mouse as the openers.

And for $59.95!

And the size 32 pants he's had since high school.

I'm sure they are reduced to the size of those Tic Tacs he's always glomming when a pretty lady walks by.