It's a total Van-tasy!

PEDANT ALERT

He's trying to be reasonably pretty.

Or unreasonably petty.

Right after he saw Lady Liberty half-buried in the sand!

Fry: Can I ask you a question?
Leela: As long as it's not about my eye.
Fry: Uhhh…

You mean to tell me Ice T gets off on fake episodes/news?

Teenage Fanclub - Star Sign
The Strokes - 12:51
Soundgarden - Superunknown
Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant
MGMT - Time To Pretend
Hey Rosetta - Red Heart
Eels - Souljacker Part 1
Catherine Wheel - Balloon

Veep's Roger Furlong:

"First Place Cops Looked Was Inside AT-AT."

[COCK SAFELY HOLSTERED]

"Homoerotic Overtones Enliven NRA Meeting."

That's my favorite!

"Who's kicking who around NOW?!!"

It's all copacetic, the arrest was down on the Florida penis-sula

The Jim Anchower article in that issue was one of his best.

Shit I already used the "Fourth Law of Robotics" Onion post this week, but still, it feels most apropos:

Could he have at least growled out an apology?

Yes on this, goddammit.

The other alternate was the Wendigo.