Sucker be saying he can take out Adam Horovitz.

Ugh, that's an awful slight, mostly because MCA's passing affected me more than any celebrity of the past 20 years.

The entryway is bleached.

—United Airlines.

Season 2 looks to descend into total Anarchie.

And thus the war begins…

Ha-Burn?

The kid eating spaghetti in that squalid bathtub in Gummo never fails to bring me to dry heaves.

"Certified Filthy" is $100 extra on the LV Strip.

-Marv Albert.

Colin Mockery is MY friend!

Trimming the Trump! (I came up with that phrase just now)

"We Need A Fourth Law Of Robotics: Stop Fingering My Wife."

Chris Farley, anyone?

Wow.

Trumpster was out-tanned by Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov to-day, you can bet that the White House Tan Jockey was fired as a result.

NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER

She had no choice, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE

So does that make the US populace Special Delivery Jones in this scenario?

At the least, Putin will sever a tendon or two with that purloined Pats Super Bowl ring.