LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything. so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing…the crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, please give me another inch I can let out there, uh,…

That pun is beyond the shale.

Except when it comes to jamming an ultrasound up your hoo-haa, then it's USA USA USA

Don't forget the contribution of U.S. toddlers in pushing that homicide rate over the top!

You got that right!
[SINGLE TEAR RUNS DOWN COMBATICUS REDUX' FACE]

Love All My Friends, especially today :)

Replacements - Can't Hardly Wait (Tim Version)
Velvet Underground - Rock and Roll
Placebo - Teen Angst
Yo La Tengo - Ohm
Fishbone - Everyday Sunshine
Tennis - Mean Streets
Nick Cave - Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!
The Killers - Shadowplay
New Order - Temptation
Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven

I'm down with it if it bags me a Hannity.

Tip of the Hat to you, good sir.

YOU'RE THE PUPPET SHOW
and
SPINAL TAP

What the world needs now
Is a new kind of tension
'Cause the old one bores me to death

BONG?

I'm having trouble weaving more puns in here.

The security is lax, it's like you can waltz out anytime you want.

I bet the judge felt head and shoulders over his/her colleagues.

John Wayne Gacy.
They share the same makeup artist.

The Bibble According To Sean

[UNIRONICALLY LISTENING TO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE]

American Idol, for all its success, really just homogenized fame. The funneling of talent into predictable genres/tropes by vehicles such as this doesn't move the medium.
Which probably is besides the point, if ratings are still driven by "shepherding and insulting the wannabe pop stars".

The poor (who are among the most affected by the AHCA) are bulldozed by a hybrid of Objectivism/Christian illogic now trumpeted by the GOP. Cherry-picking the rationale for denying health coverage by going to Matthew 26:11 blows, and highlights the lack of enlightenment of a bulk of the electorate. Instead, the true…