He high.

Why is it on the bathroom counter?

Black Hawaiian lava salt over here.

[Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand]

BECAUSE DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN

It's really nothing unless you insert the word "feverish", then we're talkin'!

On the other hand, I'm an ASU alumnus, and Bighead's CV reading made me LOL.

I'd pay to see a Battle Royale between drunk Ewoks and liquored up Hobbits.

You didn't need to consult an auricle to know a pun thread was coming.

I like the cut of Aquaman's jib.

I'm out of my league in this thread.

I'm deducing that they are Russian agents, they are purposely standing in front of "The Americans" poster as code to the Kremlin that "the fox is in the henhouse".

"Joey" Scarborough?

Depends on length…and girth.

He promised he would keep "Wag of the Finger" in its holster.

Hey it was YOU who went hyperbolic on my hyperbolic pun earlier in the day!
#neverforget

Musical guest: Robert Face Plant.

That's like me never seeing Titanic, ET: The Extraterrestrial, or Caddyshack.

"I love the 'Honeypot'."

Ice Cube - Alive on Arrival
Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas (the best version IMHO)
My Bloody Valentine - Soon
Sonic Youth - Incinerate
Interpol - Evil
Beastie Boys - Root Down
Tokyo Police Club - Your English Is Good
Smashing Pumpkins - Drown
The Hellacopters - Heart Of The Matter
Yo La Tengo - Let's Save Tony Orlando's House