-DJT.

Not with those sharts coming out already.

All Presidents, save for our current occupier, look their best stripped to the waist, guns a-blazin'

I was told there would be no math.

Heh, "Sir Cumference"…

Nor get hyperbolic over this.

Don't forget Sully.

"Kids, Your Mother Is Ready To Start Fucking Again."

[DAVID PUDDY HIGH-FIVE]

My sloth is now a pre-existing condition.

go bankrupt a couple of times
grab pussy without retribution

"Pope Asks To Be Taken Off The List Of World's Richest Persons."

"Whaler Sandwich 'Not Sitting Too Good' With Area Man."

"Augusta National Honors Tiger Woods With Own Drinking Fountain."

"Hi, Spanky."
"Hi, Alfalfa."

[KIF SIGH.]

Selina: (to Catherine) I'm just getting drunk here on Gary's great bourbon from his inbred backwoods family.
Gary: What? There is zero inbreeding in my family.
Selina: Well, that's not true at all.
Gary: And only case of schizophrenia, but my uncle-grandpa had her sterilized, and we're all good now.

If it includes this version of "See My Vest", I'll be happy.

The podium pass was priceless.

Trump likely would have been "Sound on the Goose", too.