Excelsior?

Icehouse was the favorite of Onion Joe Biden.

He looks like someone walked across his grave.

Not to mention coxcombs.

St. Anger will get you nowhere.

I don't think he'd Sully his reputation by running for office.

No. Get back to work on my hot rod.
(phrasing!)

[CUES UP MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE THEME]

Hey, don't blame us for your thin, reedy voice.

Yes! That was what I was remembering.

Didn't the same thing happen to Nine Inch Nails too?

FACKIN A HE'S THAT WICKIT STRONG KID FROM DORCHESTAH, A BIT RETAHDED, BUT STILL

Careful, you're now looking like a Tie Fighter

My ulcer is a millennial, though.

"Why are all of our uniforms red?"

How about 612 Wharf Avenue?

"U.S. Out Of My Uterus vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately."

I had to look closer, at first glance I thought turtlehead Mitch McConnell was hedging his bets on the future of the GOP.

Sick burn, dude.

I got a Cyril Figgis notification for this?