[HASTILY WIPES OFF BASEBALL FURIES FACE PAINT]

The twist will be that he's also Jewish, has a soft spot for his buddies lying face down in the muck, and a penchant for flashing his piece out on the lanes.

Nancy Kerrigan?

Did the Browns draft you yet?

Unfortunately, we got "Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909."

dony get ipad?

This situation is worse than the early life of Jane Eyre.

Dr. Orpheus?

I'm just curious as to whether or not the rabbit died at O'Hare Airport.

"Wake up, sir…wake up!"

How about a nice game of Pinch-Out ?

Grunka-Lunka
Dunka dingredient…

Hey it's a classy joint, especially since after the first day, they will have acquired a bunch of Jackson Pollock murals.

Are you Badlands Booker?

Psi see what you did there.

We save it for the Russian hookers.

"And now we're gonna frame you for MURDER!!!"

Put a kappa on it, before this turns into a pun thread.

You might get lucky and find a giant bunny that you can slit open, Tauntaun-style, and still survive.

Maybe all he wanted was to get that thick ropy jet into the air?