I found airline peanuts in my shit, what's the deal with that?

The Cleveland Steamship would have never seen this kind of trouble.

Don't dump that attitude on us, young man.

Reagan fired the air traffic controllers, and deregulated the mental institutions.

These flight nightmares are the #1 topic nowadays.

I was once the best-looking passenger on a flight to Milwaukee, yes I know, low bar, right?

Still, this is an improvement from my previous Chicken-Wire Momma.

I'm just hoping the female lead will be clad in a g-string.

"…but first, cut the blue wire…"

Dilfer's eyes are too close together.

Lol they had a five game stretch without an offensive TD that season.
One of the ultimate "game managers" in the NFL.

Living Will Smith.

Literal Old Dirty Bastard

I'm still *flush* with dot.com stock.

It's Tiffany Trump's favorite song.

"…when he was the guy from The Fresh Prince and not the guy from the Academy Award-winning film Suicide Squad…"

Weirder the day before the NFL draft.

Snot in the Dark

That's a neck of someone who should be patrolling the line of scrimmage on Sundays.

Before there was rap, there was scat.