We may to have change back to the Rold Gold standard.

Die AV Club?

The question I would have is: can a mouse defeat a scorpion?

Arizona bark scorpions are the ones that carry the most pop, I heard that too when I lived in AZ.

Was there a Warrant out for that stowaway scorpion?

Next to Bill Cosby as the Ether Bunny.

At least he Knows You're Miserable Now.

Are you Sterling Archer?

That's the girl from the bus.

His argument is Rocky, at best.

Wow, a third day of great puns!

Maybe you could show her your bumpin' car stereo.

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Jihad to turn it into a pun thread, didn't you.

RIP Charlie Murphy, owner of two of the greatest sketches in comedy history.

:(
He's having pancakes with Prince now, RIP

Plus, Humpday is named after the God of Make Fuck.

I Odin an apology for this pun.

I'd say let's Paas for a sec, but I used up my pun in an earlier thread

Mel will dress as God and randomly yell out, "GIVE ME BACK MY SON!"