Now they REALLY need to solve the North Korean situatuon.

[SIDESHOW BOB SHUDDER]

Just remember to refer to Tupac in the Paas tense.

That was the last Family Circus cartoon!

"My Seed Is Pure."

CHAVO GUERRERO

JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL KIDNEYS

Maybe he got told the playoffs start on Shabbos.

"Bush Regales Dinner Guests With Impromptu Oratory On Virgil's Minor Works"

Ratt-s, I thought you were starting a pun thread there.

I prefer my humour in a dorsal vein.

Fleabag 2: Hot Under The Collar

#theoppositeofcanceljost

I gotta make a Coffee run in less than 12 parsecs.

The Fucking Champs?

"The killer's not a psycho clown, Dee. That's only in movies… stupid ones."
"Oh, really? John Wayne Gacy? He was a psycho clown. He was an excellent one. Did good work."

"Frank's Little Beauties."

[TED MCGINLEY'S PHONE RINGS.]

Try drinking hand sanitizer.

They have four echo chambers there.