This sounds like a job for Zapp Brannigan!

On those planets, Ross, the largest Friend, is devouring the rest.

So why is my drink glass still empty?
[CLINKS ICE CUBES IN ALCOPHELIAC'S DIRECTION]

That first pic looks like a Trump rally.

Been relistening to Beat the Champ since the Great Wrassler Massacre last week. Good stuff.

ALLEGEDLY

"Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High."

Shit, Conan's on meth again?

The other was not noticing that there was a hole in the pizza box?

I read Sam Panopoulos' quote in Abe Vigoda's voice. :)

[SNAPS RAINBOW SUSPENDERS]

They are allowed one gun for every key of coke they need to protect.

Yeah, but Deborah Van Valkenburgh (the brunette) was Mercy in the muthafuckin' Warriors!

She also pronounced "Ajo" right too!

"Guy Totally Looked Like Chick From Behind."

"84% Of Irish Male Population Now Claiming To Be UFC Fighters."

Eye see what you did.

That's what got NBC reporter David Bloom while embedded in Iraq, he was huddled in a tank all day, then when he got out, he walked ten paces then just dropped.

You mean, "punts".

Some of us don't have to go anywhere for that :(