[WHISPERS]
The safe word is….Meal Ticket…

Will you accept a Kansas Lawdog?

Trump probably thinks Microsoft is a personal jab.
SAD!

"Hello, Neiman…"

Reverse cowgirl what?

It's nice and awkward here in Las Vegas since the Nordstrom's here literally is across the street from the Trump building

This is a classic trap game.

it will be quite a feat-us.

I thought the standard was "Brian Dennehy in drag".

I like how bowlinggreenmassacrefund.com redirects to the ACLU site.

I SEE YOU

You're History's greatest Muenster!

Ruh-ROE!

THIRD BASE

The Cream and the Clear

[ALIEN JESUS…EJECTED!]

I hope he gets those stolen Diamonds Back.

I like how Dennis Perkins went on Twitter the day before to find out just exactly WHAT a "cripplecreek ferry" was…

Meanwhile that fat bastard Punxsutawney Phil just saw his own shadow, so that means six more weeks of OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY DOING

[*KIF SIGH*]