Two things!

1. Gemma Arterton: Born with six fingers each hand.

Yeah, that's a generally shared visceral reaction. I've dreamt about it.

Can she be eating spaghetti in that tub, too?

No, because they would then have to acknowledge that their dogs like peanut butter, too.

He's looking really Clive up there.

That's what Vidal Sassoon was doing…

good, because
YOU CAN'T LEAVE, DIKACHU, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE

That's your boy Shkreli's epi pen you're using.
You now owe us $500,000.

I read that in John McLaughlin's voice.

Womp rats Per Minute?

Well this IS the Blackest timeline, after all…

And the All-Blacks play there!

I know a guy.
Can you toss a dwarf?

Steve Bannon combines surly & burly.

[MASSIVE INHALE]
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He died of a broken heart…
From Our Dumb Century:
"Secret Pac-Man Patterns Fall Into Russian Hands."

Google the "Dartmouth quick six". Dude inhales beer.

You should see the view from here.
-Im actually proud to say I even got the tear rolling from one eye too…

I will deciduously defend this pun thread.