Spliff the Baliff is asking for order, please.

I had Clearest Blue as a go-to wake-up song too!
Also: PIL - Rise
Replacements - Bastards of Young

"Grunka, Lunka, Dunakdee Darmed Guards…"

As a fellow O'odham from up north (Akimel O'odham, On'k Akimel Au-Authm formally), I implore everyone to stand up to Trump's invasion. All of the above statements regarding sacred lands & wildlife are true. I've been to that border, where the desert vegetation is actually lush, where I saw for the only time in my life…

Couldn't bother to read the First Amendment, and is the hot tongue in Mango Mussolini's ear?
FIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH ALL YOU HAVE, AMERICA!

[SEES AV CLUB ANNOINT THE FUGITIVE]
[STARTS TWIRLING TIN CUP TO DERISIVE LAUGHTER]

Jack Nicholson on The Andy Griffith Show immediately pops up in my mind.
Maybe "starletillation"?

That's really weird that there's a child in front of him trying to ask a question, arm raised.

I really like those Mexican female meteorologists.
You know, the ones with the degrees…

That's how I celebrated when James Garner passed!

RIP ASS DON(ALD)

I'm sure there's a mohel to this story.

From Our Dumb Century:

I can't wait to count how many times the word "oleaginous" is used to describe Ailes.

I love the Pyramid!

The president is, imho, too pampered.

I hope he's wearing something made out of windbreaker.

Less dioxin in your tea, my dear.

RACIST

Flurries of bad puns are in the forecast.