wtf is president trump lol

Well that's it.

I set a ditch bank on fire when one of my model rockets spun out of control after launch.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

—all Trump cabinet picks going through Senate committee

I'm holding mine in for now.

Well, I guess it's time to consider the AV Club Tontine!
All interested sign up, whoever's still alive in 2020 gets the pot.

Alex Winter.

Yes, and thank you, CC.

I got your back, kid.

The camera JUST missed Uncle Joe in the shadows, selling the last of his weed.

Stupid sexy Minister Flanders!

Agree.
It's my favorite David Cross rant.

Shut up, Ike.

He's white-knuckling for all of us, I'm afraid.

From Our Dumb Century :

I think Putin put in a request for Front 242, "Headhunter"

One, you lock the target
Two, you bait the line
Three, you slowly spread the net, and
Four, you catch the man

How about if I play the opening stanzas from "2112"?

That was Charlton Heston's actual quote when his heritage as a Boat Person was brought up.

Are you certain about that?