I've been told the same thing about conversational humor, and I'm acutely aware of how it doesn't necessarily translate to stand up. I also have some bits that in my fantasy world is prime for a "hard five" set. One of these days I'm gonna try it out.

[KICKS KCLMB'S CARCASS]

"Many Animals Harmed In Catering Of Film."

Six degrees fact: Cheers' Rhea Pearlman was married to Danny DeVito, whose first appearance on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was the episode where Charlie was faking being a Vietnam vet to get favors at a strip club.

The horse's name was aptly named Trigger, so he's good.

"The Aluminum Monster vs Fatty McGoo."

I read that in Marv Albert's voice.

From Our Dumb Century

"Burn that seat."

Hate to needle you guys, but there's not enough juice on this list.

"Lasse" Hallstrom. Really.
"There's trouble on the set!"

He looks like his Russian overlords haven't rebooted his master program yet.

Bigly!

I Red that as Delicious.

He's the other guy that got shot by a sitting Veep

Sterling Archer in 'Honeypot'?

MOUSTACHE RIDES FOR EVERYONE

Nice!
Just dragged out short ribs to slow cook for some friends, they are leaving town tomorrow early am for two weeks & I wanted to keep their kitchen clean :)

New Order - Love Vigilantes
Yo La Tengo - Ohm
A Tribe Called Quest - The Donald (!)
Fishbone - Everyday Sunshine
Hoodoo Gurus - Wipeout
CHVRCHES - Clearest Blue
St. Vincent - Digital Witness
Black Sabbath - Neon Knights
Cloud Nothings - Modern Act
Pixies - Gigantic
Run DMC - Peter Piper
Hum - Iron Clad Lou
The Go! Team - Ladyflash

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