I do it with wild game meat, sausage & crème fraiche.
Awesome comfort food, for which I'll need in about 48 hrs.

Uncle Joe's got us all covered, he's gonna keep his Nuclear Football until all this shit blows over!
…well that's the cover story, he actually lost it in a poker game with his buddy Blaze…

Well, Trump-as-Modok is already out there, so giddyup.

What happened to the "Plus 8"?

Mr. Lippman: It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George Costanza: Who said that?
Mr. Lippman: She did.
George Costanza: [pause] Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this…

"My boys" are Ancient Aliens.

As long as those thick, ropy, jets are accompanied by the "Blue Danube Waltz", I say GO FOR IT.

Oh that's even better for them.

ARISE CHICKEN

That's what I ordered at the Sizzler last night!

Art springing up from mental illness also can be looked at from the other direction. I remember an old article about how New Order front man Bernard Sumner went on SSRIs for about a month, then discovered he couldn't write songs worth a damn.

His penchant for punching down is off-putting to me.

Agreed, she was great in "U-KO'd"
"…the Brits hate Scots, and since I can't do a Brit accent for shit, I'll just have to be 'DAISY FROM RHODE IIIISLAND'!"

Just do one pun, and END IT!

'When I wear blue, I am like the wind…a hot LATIN wind!"

"Fancy Man Enjoys Tea."

I'd rather Drown myself in work.

Add LSU head coach Ed Orgeron and you've got a franchise!

That's a lotta bull.

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