Ah, the "endorsers" of the very thing they were satirizing, rearing their heads.

They'll have to change the line to, "Lana, Bronko Nagurski called, he wants his thighs back."

You wouldn't last a day on the Creek.

I will beat you quixotically…you know where that plays…

Isn't it more like the hippie is borrowing your shitter than the other way around?

I got a "Trump Impeached" notification for this??

Ha, that came up on my shuffle two days ago.

It's the wood that makes it good.

How about this guy, he's an assistant coach for Penn State.

YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, STEVE

Let's not make a lot of hay over this casting choice.

"Party At Ground Zero" will be apropos in sixteen days.

"Believe me Jerry, somewhere in this hospital the anguished oink of pig-man cries for help."

That Great News pic reminds me of "Actors Decide To Go On With Sitcom Despite Cancellation."

Lettuce pray for a non-violent conclusion.

http://www.theonion.com/blo…

Posole, man.

I still gots 2 hours left!

Meat Wave?

-America.