Happy Birthday!

But you're still gonna build my Hot Rod, right?

Yay me too! Although my office set me up one for me, I can't even access it. Yay again.

The Hardy Boys And The Dark Family Mystery

Bookman from Good Times?

See, that's why you always need Uncle Gary around to shoot B-roll from the toilet.

Oh, cuck me!

Yeah it's terrible.

I'm guessing Trump will add a Bowie lyric to his Inauguration Address.

heh, "Rod".

"Winner Didn't Even Know It Was A Dick-Drawing Contest."

He was busy ombudding the staff.

When they go low, we go high, see?

Maybe you can remind her now that that vagina that you passed through on the way to entering this world is now open for grabbing in a Trump administration.
Better yet, save it for Thanksgiving dinner prayer.
"Pass the potatoes, please!"

"In other news, the Trump transition team has just nominated Mr. Calgon to head up the Department of Homeland Security"

I'm traumatized enough by this week, why u gotta bring him up?

This is what I was trying to avoid, a conversation about body mass, ok?

Arizona State alum here, when playing rival U of A down in Tucson , they would play "Sympathy For The Devil" on nonstop loop outside of the stadium.

Sigh.
Somewhere Mike Pence is out there, getting one last onanistic/voyeuristic thrill from Glaser's show, then he's gonna issue directives to turn all of Comedy Central to versions of "Dorf on Golf "

His retirement will Sting.