Oh, this is Kool.

Who is "we"? You and the other occupants under the bridge?

I just watched my alma mater last night (ASU) outperform themselves through 3 quarters, get overconfident, only to get blitzed by 21-0 in the 4th.

Oh man, that's great!
I needed that LOL

I am sick, sick, sick of what's happening right now.

We aren't going have to wait that long to say "all rise for President Hellboy".

It's better than you think. There's four more under the table.

This shirt will make Vandals of all of us.

Shouldn't it be Kings Kong?

I'm getting sick and tired of these rickets!

I thought you were visualizing the saddest game of Twister ever ;)

Then give me some!

Are you Jake Arrieta?

Not according to Jake Arrieta.

I'm still LuftWaffling over whether or not to join this pun thread.

The plunger will definitely get a workout.

Well I guess this is apropos, given the restraints are off for Grope Nation, all that's missing is the barrel of Tic Tacs…

me too.

I like the "Hi, I'm your blind spot" one the best.

As a physician, I had a lot of awkward conversations with some patients yester-day (all white patients), as they were quite incorrectly assuming I voted for Trump; I simply said, "we're not going there", especially given that ALL my office staff are female, not to mention the 2 other MD's in clinic.
We literally had a…