It could be worse: Sheriff Joe Arpaio for Dept of Homeland Security.

I hate the first 3-5 seconds when I wake up in the morning now, it's that emerging from sleep that I forget that Trump is the President-Elect.
Then it hits me…

I'd like to hear from "Timmy" about dip etiquette.

Her lips look like a coin purse.

I balked at the events of the last 24 hrs.

Shit, not to mention his planning to put political opponents in jail.
HRC about to speak now.

When NC fell, so did I.
Here in NV, Dems did well, as well as all that big-guv swag on the ballot. Weed, too.
This sucks, but I'm in a good place emotionally, and will take the high road as much as I can.
Hang in there.

How you doing, buddy?

Oy.

Me too. That was my first "uh oh, this day ain't gonna go right" moment yester-day. Bad vibes.
And now, we've got a misogynistic Cheeto as our overlord.

Pot passed in NV too

To borrow a phrase from your new overlord, WRONG.

apparently "machismo" towards women was the greater selling point versus, "gonna deport your ass"

Yup.
Can I blame the Cubs, too?

Same here, I just got 10k upvotes 2 days ago.

Yes. Goddammit, as I've said on multiple posts.
(Sorry, apparently Disqus monitors when you do repeat posts)

Yes. Goddammit.

Yes, Goddammit.

Nope. Wrong. You are aware of this, so don't respond.

As "One-eye" demonstrates, he doesn't know, and doesn't care.