That's a huge comfort. Really.

At least Christie on trial, hopefully.

Getting liquored up at the end was probably fitting.

Are you high? A celebrity spouting empty campaign promises just invalidated your premise!

Can you at least to claim to be the Mayor of London?

[FLIPS THROUGH SCRIPT]

Poor kid. He also blew right past a 'jinx' warning too.

Watch the rims, muthafucka!

Bath salts, actually, but the result is the same.

People "take" shits, but the focus should be on "leaving" said shits.

Yeah. I'm naked here.

Yeah, me too. Just got 10k upvotes, now I'm just #sad!

I am from the near future too, and Clin-ton is up 50 to 48%, 75% of precincts in.