There’s probably a good point to be made that some (many?) millennials don’t adhere to the standard values and life trajectory we’ve had for generations in the U.S./Canada. Using such a flagrant douche bag to explore that point was not ideal.

Just happy it was only champagne.

Was just going to post something along these lines. I have no idea how nebulous soccer rules are or aren’t. But the author is essentially calling for a set of rules that will render the thousands of physical interactions that take place during a given match down to a simple decision of foul or no foul that everyone…