Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

HIs hair is done in a style that I would be admonished for, therefore, I wish nothing but ill will upon him; for I am a reasonable man of the Internet and am infallible

“unlawful” here is such a hall-monitor thing to say.

Eh, I disagree. You pointed to a different price, which you assert as higher. I know people who have had weekend drunken arrests and kept their jobs, just as he did, and others who lost them, just as other public figures have. 

Is that seriously your take on this?

The guy who locked himself in the Oregon nature center?

Dear God!

Locked Up Abroad, Olympics Edition.

I don’t know either, but I can’t WAIT to see the replies on this one!

Ok, to the pervy Jezzies, I have a question. If someone was hypothetically looking to find a pervy sexting partner, and that’s all they really wanted, how would you go about searching? What websites would you want to look on?

I'm confused? Does Sepp like hot ball action or not?