Question for a NJ resident: am I supposed to tip the guy who holds my penis in the gas station rest room? He told me he works there.

If anything is worse than your Thanksgiving, it’s that remake!

Get outta here with those remake screenshots. Woof.

This made me laugh immoderately.

not if I take them from you

(She should’ve been a mummy, since she has/had mummy issues) *chortles*