Sad that my favorite player card from that set never came up...

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Turned out he was just an ordinary man...

I didn’t know Howard Stern played for the Celtics?

Stories in the book about MC Hammer? Heard that he was Finley’s clubhouse narc?

The original joke on Brian Posehn’s comedy album Live In: Nerd Rage, “Dork for Thirty Years” was funnier.