I play by nobody's rules, not even my own.

4 more for the other side and you have the beginnings of one hell of a Thomas the Train Engine. Choo choo, motherfucker.

Don't you see any irony here? The Ford rides on the D4 platform, which is derived from the D3 platform, which is derived from the P2, a Volvo platform, which was developed whilst Ford owned Volvo.

That Volvo looks to be maybe an S40 (?) so it isn't on the P2 ... but really, this Ford is built on a Volvo platform. …

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When a law suit was settled with VW, National Lampoon ran the following retraction: "Even if Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen he wouldn't be president today."

One of the better cell phone pics I have ever taken

To be a fact-Nazi, the Plymouth Voyager was introduced as a badge-engineered Dodge Sportsman in 1974.

Does having a last name of "Torchinsky" make you the go-to guy for burning car stories?

Ahhh, but you've had a post published and recommended (20x!) on Jalopnik. Hate to break it to you, you're famous! Two of my closest friends are both gay (one is a car geek, the other isn't), but both drive Audis. Weird coincidence.

Literally a hI-5

1. Get Famous
2. Be first out gay racer
3. ...?
4. Profit!

A gay high five for you my friend :)