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Anyone who talks shit about Lady Camden can eat shit.

Oh hey! 

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

I think this would be a lot of fun, honestly. Which perhaps I’m a bit biased, as I enjoy drag shows quite a bit. Am actually going to see one this weekend.

Gonna be some enlightened emails sent about this. Kristen, I hope you stocked up on wine.

I recommend some light googling before questioning the status of Derek Powell as a real car person. And then I recommend you sit down at your desk with the chair that says “jockey” on it and question the source of your authority in determining who’s a real car person and who isn’t. 

Nothing screams “questionable car enthusiast credentials” quite like owning an Audi Allroad and a Porsche Cayman GT4. 

Good writeup. Especially the “What’s weak”. The second I saw a rear photo of the car, I hoped you’d mention it.

I miss our Audi 100 CS Quattro Avant, this beast’s ancestor. It gave it’s life and saved mine when a fool on his cell phone neglected to look through his windshield at the line of cars at a red light. My car ended up as the meat in a 3 car sandwich. The fool’s pickup’s front wheels were pointed in opposite directions…

At what point are we gonna say too big is too big? 21" base, and 22" optional wheels. I understand that you need the big wheels to fit big brakes, but this 3/4 shot is edging towards ridiculous in my books for wheels.

Given that he specifically discusses the AMG in the article, your interpretation seems highly unlikely, and AT BEST, your issue is with the structure of the article, and your condescending comment at the end is just totally off base.

The trouble with station wagons is that stations should look more like this and station wagons like this,

This is awesome. I don’t care about the price, or how I will never be able to afford it, or how awful the bumper looks. It’s an RS6 WAGON and its going to be here in the USA. How long have we all been walking in the desert, chasing the oasis, waiting to read those words? And bonus: it’ll still end up cheaper than a…

I love options, and options that include wagons with 600 horsepower TTV8s, AWD, all weather and family hauling capabilities really tickle my Elmo.

“While Mercedes may have been late to the beastly longroof game with the E55 AMG wagon in 2005, at least it had the decency to bring it to the US market. Now that the RS 6 Avant is finally here, the E63 AMG is no longer in a class by itself. On paper, it may look like an apples-to-apples comparison, but the E63 is…

Perhaps the most polarizing design element for me on the RS 6 Avant is the rear diffuser accent piece, which for some reason I want to name Carl.

You have no idea what it’s like...and how EXHAUSTING it is to live two separate lives, one of which is a made up cover. Life passes you by day by day...as you watch potential mates or possible lovers slip through your fingers. It is enough for some to commit suicide because they simply don’t have the energy to go on…

Aaaaaaaaaand that’s the reason she’s posting what she did.