I just went through this on my order. I wanted Fjord Green, but apparently PTS is so backed up Porsche has ceased taking orders until they can catch up.

because this is Jalopnik, not Farmlopnik. Tavarish could have compared it to (the price of) a Camry too, but this is not Appliancelopnik either.

The colors are very inoffensive. No Aintree Green? I went with the HSE in Scotia Grey with contrasting black roof. 19" wheels, tow hitch (which is dealer installed), climate and sound package.

that's the solar sunroof! On hot days it'll power the fan and circulate air through the cabin.

1/4 mile is fine for me.

as an allroad owner with a 4.2, I'm going to cry now.

I can't even sit through a Regular Car Reviews video, let alone ever take their advice.

you had me at Motor Trend somnambulance.

my Tangerine Cayman.

I love it when the Epson ad pops up just at the critical moment in the video. Well done, YouTube.

TWO FUEL TANKS!

she can't afford it.

all I could do was nod vehemently while reading this pitch-perfect review.

and THIS:

Watch out, because Mercedes now features the best tech of all.

:: tries to picture any NPR host opening the hood of any vehicle, laughs with pity ::

yes, which is why I have this plate.

"[This] crash happened at the former five-star Le Meridien Hotel in Delhi, India."

he keeps calling it the BM

hideaway headlights.