“Why are you sitting on it?” one man said.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

All my excess live in Texas.

It’s almost like this guy is an incorrigible shitbag.

What can Adam Silver do when there have been no criminal charges and the civil trial has yet to be resolved?

This is contrasted to the cases of NBAers Jeffery Taylor and Darren Collison, who were suspended 24 and eight games, respectively, by the league after pleading guilty to misdemeanor offenses.

I’m sure Frank Caliendo will pop back into town to do another hour of Pacino impressions

I wish I had to worry about a Big Endowment.

I’m guessing Skyline chili. 

My undergrad school doesn’t have a football team, so I’ve adopted “whoever is playing against Notre Dame” as mine. We’re having a good year!

I don’t know, man. Brian Kelly isn’t one to just leave people twisting in the wind.

I regard Notre Dame as the St. Louis Cardinals of college football. They win once in a while, but mostly they’re just full of shit.

Man it’s really feast or famine with the Irish.

Nuclear Wessels.

OF COURSE they’re doing it for publicity. It’s why you protest - to put public attention on an issue.

*2nd Greatest

This is what coaches do when they’re trying to be like Belichick but don’t understand the hows/whys.

ROLFLMAO

This is completely unrelated, but back in the day I used to play Madden with the Titans (is that the right team? I am too lazy to look it up) just to taunt my friends with a My Sharona parody composed purely of “nuh”s and shouting “ROB BIRONAS” instead of “my Sharona.” I was and am an obnoxious ass.

I wouldn’t recommend it.