Probably not. Here in MO they’re actually well-respected degree fields. We give our football players phys ed, communications and phys therapy degrees.

The Notre Dame football program has a history of blaming imaginary forces instead of looking at themselves for their failures.

To be fair here, Patty Crawford was willing to have her silence bought. Baylor was too cheap to do so, lets not lionize her too much.

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

Rams Fan #1: I think Gurley has the tools to be a great NFL RB it’s going to just take some adjustments and time.

“I was at a bar, minding my own business. No one was talking to me... cause I had just did a show. This guy bumped into me, which is cool, but he didn’t apologize. He said ‘Move.’ And I thought that was rude, so I said, ‘Go to Hell.’ And then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a mustache, a goatee, a pair…

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IT WAS A CATCH

Cut. It. Out.

Careful thinking there by Price. Might want to save that challenge for when you get out to the pizza place tonight and they bring you something that, upon further review, is not cheese.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

I’ve been saving my favorite Mitch quote. It would be just like the Cardinals to win their last three and take the opportunity away from me.

The Bills have never been to an NFC title game, so that’d be a first.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Lindsey Vonn is the Dusty Baker of athlete fuckers.

And let’s be honest, putting the Rams in a “football-starved” market isn’t the best way to feed it.

I'm as big a sports fan as anyone, but honestly, why exactly do we have to have sports like this?