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Dlo Burns
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What about back in the nineties?

People say there's nothing memorable about the turn of the millennium, but I'll always remember it when we somehow thought that having a too long of a band name was cool.

The thing that still cracks me up about Brokencyde is that they list a guy (in the band) as playing the fog machine.

I need me some damn vegetable in oils

I'm not your toy

I am a Machine

Babyboomers are still worse

And now it's kids with wood gauges drinking organic herbal tea riding … longboards.

And the body copy only contains the word BECAUSE

Did Stephen King's Langoliers come to mind?

I thought those were called cars

It's just the most 'mom clothes' ever, last time I went in there it had that early nineties vibe to everything and not in a good way.

Is that because Canada won't let dairy products be shipped if they're not in bags?

The A.V. Club

And then they made out with each other, licking the sweet cream from their lips.

What about perogies?

Terlinda?

I don't think anyone at a bank is in any position to comment on someone else's sanity.