Oh damnit, I can never figure out when they get to Albuquerque

Does yours also involve buying enough doughnuts to make a bed out of, so something will comfort you when you cry yourself to sleep?

And he builds his own guitars

I hope that was also posted to the Karma Sutra

Sounds like you're using gooplu like how most people (well, adults) use tumblr.

The first version was amazing, then the went to that three pillar crap and i just threw my hands up and left. Google's been making some bad design choices lately.

History time! So the toga was standard wear in the early days of the Roman republic, but a thousand years later and some better textile techniques (ie clothes that were actually sewed) it was only worn in the Senate for formality reasons (like UK judges and their powdered wigs), which the average dude hated because…

Neckbeards

Sorry I'm late, but the Samsung Galaxy Players are basically phones without the phone, so they can play what ever media and apps you put on it. If you just want something tough without playing videos then go for a Sansa or Coby.

I am as wide as the ocean

Well to be fair yardwork is pretty horrible.

I'm pretty sure the only ads have been on Oprah's network.

On a cellphone, while taking a dump.

bonertime is disappointed in the lack of nudity on tv.

Last one I played was NFS:Carbon which had the most threadbare plot with performances from a 90's FMV, literally people in-front of a green screen trying really hard to not address you by your non-existent name. I could never bet the final race (stupid canyon drifting mechanic) but I did spend hours customizing and…

It is the one show that the whole family can agree on.

And the soundtrack will include Nelly Furtado's 'I'm Like A Bird'.

I'd subscribe to that.

it was the most logical choice after all.

Now they're just screeds against canadian foreign policy and dubstep