I wonder if the photoshopping is intentionally slightly “off” so that we stare at the ad longer without really realizing it as our minds try to figure out what’s wonky.

I am happy that this color will look very good on me (perfect office shade) b/c while I’m not a fan of Caitlyn, I am more than happy for my cash to support transgender causes.

Especially Jenner who’s been the GOP’s anti trans rallying point. I don’t understand why anybody would go out of their way to join a group of people who proudly hates them.

Trust me, I am no fan of any of that money-grubbing, attention whoring family. But I hear pretty much what I posted above all the time, and it generally isn’t from people wanting to have a nuanced discussion of privilege and the best way to represent oppressed minorities; its from bigots who like the fact that Caitlyn…

Yep, that chimes with what I know. Much congenital major organ dysfunction and complications with digestive system. Also diabetes. Premature birth is also a huge risk factor in that community, much higher than the general population. Plus I knew PhD students who were studying inbreeding itself.

Someone find me a necromancer so we can resurrect Grant and Sherman. Seems some parts of the South didn’t get the message last time around.

She has a history of violence.

Salem! Bah!

Seriously makes me sick. I say we flood any asshole publicly celebrating this “holiday” on social media with that text. Don’t fucking pretend this bullshit is or ever was about anything other than slavery at its roots. You can shout “states’ rights” all you like, but the only reason they gave a shit was because they…

So basically, this is where we print shirts that basically spell out:

UNION YANKEES, NORTH-SOUTH BOWL CHAMPS 1865

My mom asked me, uncomfortably, if it was true that Donald Trump was running for president because she'd been under the impression, until Tuesday this week, that it was an elaborate satirical sketch.

BUT HOW DID HE CATCH THE MIC????

He just really liked shades and moving his head back and forth. It is your fault if you made an assumption.

That Stevie Wonder isn’t actually blind.

Maybe finding out she was family is what killed Antonin Scalia?

Ironically, that’s how he died.

She’s under 50? Holy shit. Don’t drink or smoke, kids.

Body not ready. Mind stuck on the image of now-deceased Justice Scalia giving lap dances while eating a hotdog. *huuuurk*

Sure, if you enjoy hot dogs made with the flesh of men she’s lured off the street with promises of free topless lap dances.