“If I caught my husband in bed with someone else, writing a song about it would be the last thing that would happen.”

I read he would see her occasionally growing up (for holidays, vacations, etc), but decided to cut off all contact with her when he was 16. He described her as a “very toxic person” (take heed, Madonna)

Resentful child syndrome isn't a thing.

Yes. Even the hospitals in my RIDICULOUSLY small town are now equipped with automated dispensing machines. They usually require a login and often fingerprints, and some medications require two identifications to dispense highly controlled medications. They also keep track of which patient received which medication and…

Posted below but I agree as well - sweet transvestite is actually wrong if the character is a woman.

As a trans woman, I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact she actually agreed to do it, because playing a ‘sweet transvestite’ is pretty much at the top of my NOPE list, no matter how big an impact something had on my life.

I feel like she could be really good, it just kind of bothers me because the character is still supposed to be a man. A transvestite isn’t the same as a transgendered woman is it? But also this doesn’t need to be remade and has been and it was bad, remember the guy from Will and Grace played Frankenfurter? It was a tv…

Anecdotal, of course, but I’ve been in the emergency room several times, and each time there have been long periods of upwards of over half an hour (one time over 75 minutes — I got pissed and started clocking them) when I have been left on my own without any staff checking on me. The timing issue is a non-starter for…

I’m curious about how Fox is going to handle the cursing and the sexuality and the words being choked off because a dick is going in a mouth. I’m reserving my excitement until I know those things will be done well because if they clean this shit up and turn it into some kind of transvestite High School Musical I’m…

Plus, he probably just tripped and happened to ejaculate on her face. It could happen to anyone.

Dr. Huxtable, paging Dr. Huxtable to the E.R. Code Off white.

“I was just cleaning it and it went off in my hand.”

You know, she probably hurt herself on purpose so that she could lure him into ejaculating on her face while she was unconscious and unaware. What a tease.

But did it fix her shoulder?

Women will complain about anything these days. It’s like, if you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, don’t injure your shoulder...seems pretty simple to me.

I will remember that while I imagine:

Exactly. It’s gross, sure, but why is it relevant? She was having sex with someone when they saw her in the park; therefore she’s consented to sex with every other man?! I mean, I know that plenty of men feel this way: once a woman has had sex with a man it means that she’s just a hole for every other man to stick his…

All of this sounds horrible, like a perfect storm of awfulness that all converged at the same time.

I think you mean “noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker.”