Haha! I think they must have been referring to Dorrian’s Red Hand, which has been a preppie asshole hangout since well before either of you were born, and to anyone of my generation says "The Preppie Murder":

“You guys have to come to Dorian,” they said, referencing a bar on the Upper East Side they were all heading to

I know this is not the point of the article, but if the dress code said “business attire”, why the fuck were all the women in cocktail dresses? Are they idiots or am I just unfamiliar with the meaning of the term, as a non-American? I mean, is business attire not something you could wear at the office? Or is that the…

It should be a toaster oven with one of the four feet missing.

In the case of this Chaz (who seems to be a lovely person as far as I know), I will defend the name, because it was a way to take a man’s name but still stay close to the original “Chastity.” Exception to the rule!

“BOBBBBBBBBEEEE!”

“I heard that one of the girls doesn’t want me back on the show and that’s the way it is, she’s in charge.”

Right now, I’m just imagining this:

See? DREAMY.

It’s hard to strike up conversations with a stranger but if you have a moment go for it. A woman in the grocery store last week did it and I could tell she was nervous and hesitant but then she just walked up to me and said “I just think your head wrap is beautiful and I hope people are being kind and if they're not…

Your experience gives me so much hope. I’m introverted and awkward, and I always seem to end up with extroverted jerks because they’re easier for me to talk to than fellow introverted awkward people. Someday I will meet a fellow introverted and awkward person and it will work out!

I didn’t say he had to be “perfect.” I said he had to have extensive knowledge, & a sophisticated & expansive worldview.

Am I the weird one for not being really grossed out by that? Almost all of us are descended from at least one pairing which is closer than that. That’s not even a first cousin, genetically.

Didn’t something similar to this happen on the Real Housewives of New York? Did you grow up to be Sonja Morgan or “Countess” LuAnn de Lessups? Although I can’t believe that either of them has ever been to a bookstore, let alone worked in one. But the naked Venezuelan horse trainer in the Hamptons has RHONY written all…

This reminds me of when I was in college and had really, really hot sex with this guy and woke up in the morning to a giant Sean Hannity poster over the bed.

When I was 20, I was working at a bookstore and living with my boyfriend, who also worked at the same bookstore. It was a small bookstore, with only 7 employees and when the holiday party rolled around we all went to a bar in Montouk and proceeded to get ripped. I had lost track of my boyfriend and started to make out…

I’ll let this speak for me

Ohhh I get the bathroom dreams, usually when I actually have to go but am too asleep to realize it and wake up. So I spend half the dream trying to find a toilet that I can use. Often in a vast mazelike building with hundreds of bathrooms, all of which are unusable for some reason.

Some other ones I always have are:

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