booty, legs, hips, things of that nature

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

Great story.

Dear lord, the wife’s Mom’s Group. It’s like being a polygamist with none of the benefits.

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

A G like in gif.

Let me guess......Caps fan? Rangers fan? Flyers fan? How many times have the Pens knocked your team out of the playoffs?

“Getting Lost On A Blog Page In An ‘IT WON’T STOP SCROLLING’ T-Shirt Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son”

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

You know who else is a fucking asshole? Whoever decided to add infinite scrolling to Kinja websites. I hope they get fired.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

This image is simply genius Jim. You are the best illustrator in the business.

Palossand is the best Pokemon name of all time and anybody who says different is wrong.