I’m not a part of the problem because I don’t work for the terrible organization. I simply work for the arm of the terrible organization that makes the most money!

Cleveland had been MUCH better than I expected, I have to admit.

Look, I hate soccer, and I am ready to admit I don’t have the plan for every team in the league. What I will admit is to what I know. Seattle for CERTAIN, and I am pretty sure other teams in the MLS, have the club pick this “capo” and if you think the club determining who leads the chants has no direction over how and…

Lucky me! I’m a recent transplant to Cleveland (first time anyone has ever said that out loud...), I will have to look into this...

I want to volunteer at your festival. Where I have done it the past few years, its a two hour shift; no breaks (I mean, if you have to piss, they will begrudgingly let you...); no pizza; ABSOLUTELY no drinking (I think they monitor the volunteers more than the attendees); and when your shift is over and its your turn…

Regardless of whether or not they are paid, they are there to tell the people what to say and when to say it and it comes at the direction of the team. Just because it doesn’t come from a scoreboard prompt, this is somehow more organic and more authentic?

“fans stand and cheer of their own accord and not when the Jumbotron tells them to.”

They have a brewery in Cincinnati. In fact, there is a better than 50/50 chance any Sam Adams beer you drank came from Cincy. Or Pennsylvania. Almost certainly not Boston (unless you drank it at the brewery in Boston, of course)...

Another player tells us, “The team plays better when [Manziel] is in the game. I play better when he plays.”

You could always, like, I don’t know. Not read them. Just a thought.