Vin Scully isn’t for everybody. That would be socialism.

So you’re a socialist? For shame

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

This article is insulting. Without the training my Political Science degree gave me there is no way I could have excelled at my chosen field. That field being bartending.

It’s hard to see Teuvo leave, especially after just his first full season. He has so much skill, but my god was he hard to watch sometimes. Too afraid to shoot the puck, too afraid of taking hits. He looked like he was playing scared half the time. The Hawks weren’t able to surround him with big wingers until the…

Anyone that has read Barstool or has grazed through the comment section will see that she’s just pandering to the audience. The founder of the company is a Jew and the majority of jokes towards him relate to him being Jewish. If she wasn’t an established reporter, you wouldn’t even be talking about this, it literally…

sounds great. can’t wait to “shoot ‘em up” online with the boys. see you guys there!

“Dude, chill the fuck out.”

Set the date on your phone to 1969. Then it'll work.

‘O Canada’, Guard Won’t Stand On Thee

It’s not a real country, anyways...

John Kasich is that guy one step above you on the corporate ladder who seems like a good mentor so you go out for drinks with him one day after work and he lays out his theory on ‘the blacks’ until you pretend your wife just called with a baby emergency.

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

Ahhh, Southwest. The Greyhound of airlines.

I’m going to go way out on a limb and guess that the Goose has strong opinions on Black Lives Matter.

My grandpa does the same thing, but he calls them "coloreds."

the last time I heard about an eighth grader getting impaled by a piece of hardwood this bad was Penn St.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!