Yeah, this is exactly why I don't care at all about folks saying they were hit and they're fine, or they were hit and they think they turned out better because of it. The result 30 years down the road is irrelevant to me. It's the fact that it's an adult hitting a child, who has no chance whatsoever of defending…

Call it Cinco de Mayonnaise and I'm in.

Women don't sexually harass one another to keep one another in line wrt what we individually find sexually attractive. My friends know that I am extremely interested in James Deen, Michael Fassbender, Louis CK, Peter Dinklage, and Idris Elba. Some of those are more conventional than others, though honestly, they're…

I support this action. It is vital to the interests of the Greendale Air-Conditioning Repair program that Goodman remain free.

I agree. Talking my daughter through things and explaining what was happening and what to expect has always worked with her, but other kids I've been around wouldn't hear a word I was saying.

Come back to me when you've finished watching the second series so the outstanding quality of Daisy's storyline can be discussed.

Aww, not all of us! The pairing suffers from being drawn out too long and repeating the same scene over and over, but I still like the two of them.

My husband and I ship Sir Richard with the Dowager. They actually have chemistry, and he reacts really wonderfully to her direct and sarcastic management.

I start yelling at every coercion attempt that is made to get Daisy to take personal responsibility for other people's feelings like this. She gave William a kiss in a joyful way because she liked him. For this one apparently horrible mistake she's forced into a succession of uncomfortable situations. My god, Mrs.…

I think the actor who plays Ranger is around 40, and Heigl is early 30s. If anything 40 seems kind of old for Ranger. He's shockingly hot and doesn't look 40, so that helps. But yeah, this nonsense makes me feel bad for Evanovich.

I don't think I've ever been in a hotel room that didn't already have an iron and ironing board, usually kept in the closet. Perhaps very high end and boutique hotels don't?

Well, yes. Men's Rights Activists.

Ok. I was thinking drainage and I didn't want to be thinking drainage.

What's that bit trailing back toward/into the...is it going to the rectum?

This is your elevator pitch for your romcom. Go.

Yeah, I mean...this was not Gosling's best year, so I can wait until another Half Nelson comes along for him, but Fassbender? Seriously? That's criminal.

I also know someone who got gastric bypass surgery and then turned swinger along with her husband. She was never in Up with People so I'm going to assume that there are at least two, which of course means that "You and your spouse may turn into swingers" should be added to the possible side-effects of GB.

I wonder if there's a Viagra correlation. I post on a site that is relevant to this issue, and way more cheating men seem to be on Viagra than non-cheating men.

Does he smell good? I bet he smells good.

They have pleased me this season by pandering to my adoration of Lincoln Le'Sigh.