When my daughter was about 2, she somehow got hold of our corkscrew and put it in the front pocket of my carry-on bag. TSA...had some questions.

I forget this for many months at a time but eventually he does something new that reminds me that I kind of *want* him.

This guy can cry and come all over anything he wants.

Good lord, Matt LeBlanc has turned up hot as he slides into his silver fox period.

There is ample precedent for discussing James Deen, or as I like to think of him, "Porn!Gosling," on Jezebel.

I would be interested in finding out what they mean by "emotion." Often, men's anger is not considered to be an expression of emotion. Since expressing anger is a less risky path for men than expressing fear, sadness, etc, anger subs for those emotions for many men. So really, the idea of emotionality is defined as…

Marry Damon, fuck Craig, kill Clooney. Don't really find Craig that attractive, but he's younger and I have a feeling Clooney is lazy in bed. I'd sooner marry him than just fuck him.

The incident that caused me to re-evaluate my husband and move him off the fuckbuddy track onto the possible partner track is that while taking a short trip with him, we stopped by my parents' trailer for some reason. Since he was on the fb track, I had no investment in his reaction, but I "passed" really well so no…

He's a Schue-in for Regionals.

I could not agree more. Saliva as lube is fine, but please apply it via contact with your tongue, or by wetting your fingers in your mouth and then using those.

Yes, Cumberbatch is necessary. I have a feeling that he would've been Eleven if he'd wanted to be, though. It was difficult for me to watch Sherlock, in a way, because I was mourning this loss.

Yeah, this is a question of beefcake, not overall attractiveness or even best body. This is a specific body type. There needs to be mass involved. So, Hemsworth and Momoa stand out, big time. Joe Manganiello needs to be on the list, but I'm not sure I'd vote for him over those two, because he's best body, but not…

I logged in to post this. The question is unanswerable without him involved. I scanned it searching and searching. Is it too late to add?

I can't...I don't...I cannot contain anything that puts Gosling up against Fassbender. I have been pleased with the results of the Raising Gosling Awareness campaign over the past 18 months or so, and had decided to move on to raising Fassbender awareness. I'm not sure what to do with this dilemma. Please note that I…

There is a line connecting this to last week's Crap Email from a Dude. They see what they want to see. Another ref to an old article here. Young men at a Christian college complaining about girls wearing messenger bags because they are "forced" to see the effect a diagonal strap has on the breasts. In each case,…

Couples who are not allowed to split: Mullally and Offerman, Poehler and Arnett, RDJ and Susan Downey.

Please, God, let the "in reviews" part of "getting pegged in reviews" be an editorial mistake.

Something like 80% of women do not orgasm from vaginal penetration alone. So, it's best during intercourse for one of you to stimulate your clit.

But Bryce Dallas Howard, I really wouldn't mind knowing that sort of thing about you and Seth Gabel, since you are both so hot. I particularly like how you are physically rather epic and he's built along more realistic lines, and he looks at you in a very oh-my-goddess way.

The other day during a Ryan Gosling thread (I know, that narrows it the fuck down, does it not?) I really wanted to post my thoughts about the intersection of of Gosling, James Deen (who is the Ryan Gosling of porn), and oddly enough, Colin Firth-as-a-Darcy. The attraction I have to each of them isn't how they look,…