I completely agree.

Friedman and Farhan Zaidi have also proven adept at trading a quarter for three or four dimes and attaching the team’s assets to larger trades to reap depth and potential. They flipped Dee Gordon last offseason to Miami to get Enrique Hernandez, a superutility player who is with the big club; Andrew Heaney, who became…

The Dodgers also have one of the highest-rated minor league systems. Andrew Friedman has been reluctant to bring guys up too soon and also reluctant to trade prospects for veterans to theoretically help the team win right now.

Mike fucking Scioscia suffered lethal radiation poisoning and Steve “Saxy Boy” Sax got locked up by the police as a prime suspect in hundreds of unsolved murders. Who could forget them?

Everybody was finally able to relax, after Puig was sent down and they were no longer held as party hostages. The whimpers and mutters of ‘I don’t want to do this anymore...’, ‘Why won’t he stop?’, etc., etc. no longer dominate the clubhouse.

someone on the training staph has his number

It's like MRSA for the soul.

From the looks of that picture, I'd say his most immediate problem is camel toe.

So you’re saying that after reviewing all of the evidence, a Brazilian inspector looked over at Lochte, and was like,

It’s going to cost Lochte tens and tens of dollars to bribe his way out of this.

Holy shit, Americans suck.