PLEASE include either the National Suicide Prevention Hotline or some other relevant resource when posting articles that discuss suicide or self harm. It is genuinely not that hard. It seems that Jezebel has fully committed to not including this information on recent articles addressing suicide.

I’m reluctant to share this

Can I just say how nice it is to read a presidential candidate’s cheat sheet that contains multisyllabic words, complete thoughts, a logical progression, and isn’t comprised of four-inch-high letters drawn with a fucking billboard-sized marker in what you know is a clenched fist with his tongue sticking out and beads…

This is the most offensive comment I’ve seen in ages. It should be, “He has a truly irresponsible number of children.”

He has a truly irresponsible amount of children.

Seriously, my first thought was like “damn, no respect for Marion Zimmer Bradley, huh?”

The biggest marker of the sea-change in the mainstream’s acceptance of conspiracy theories for me has been the shift of Snopes from “look at these weirdo urban legends that are too crazy to be true” to “please, stop believing this easily-debunkable nonsense!”, a role I’m sure the creators of the site never envisioned…

Her HotOnes interview was delightful. Its immediate surge of dislikes...isn’t.

Jesus.

“I’m half-white on the left and half-pixels on the right, but he’s half-white on the right and half-pixels on the left!”

Fortunately, they only had to pull half of the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield."

The whole town is doing yellow face. 

Is this confirmation that the yellow characters on The Simpsons are actually white?

If a choice has to be made, how about choose from those who have too often been excluded instead of those who receive all manners of privilege? Or, if you just want to be pragmatic, the optics of making this decision are good and the optics of ignoring the situation are bad. And if you zoom out to society at large,…

Whether he has a chin or not, he’s de jure chinless because of that...beard?

Cards Against Humanity co-founder quits after ______ over _______

Well I just blew coffee out my nose so thanks for that, I guess

are you saying auntie jemima resembles the antichrist? 

Jefferson A?

“Mutant Lives Matter” has been the premise of the X-Men for 45 years, bro.