I drive past a Lambo dealership every day and a. I have never stopped to look even once and b. when I see them in traffic (which is daily) I’m not interested in the slightest. They all carry more than a whiff of flat brim hats and tribal tats. And the colors are all hideous. I’m all for bright, but the shades they…

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

You know how some people get bent out of shape over people who don’t park perfectly centered? I get that level of pissed off when I see people doing this at the fuel station.

Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Right after he cuts in, the cop car brake dives, so I presume the Toyota may have brake checked to show his displeasure.

Yo dawg, we heard you like wings, so we put a wing in front of your wing so you can force down your downforce.

I’m not sure if there was a Jalopnik article on it, but the documentary, “Winning: The Racing Life of Paul Newman”, is available on Amazon Prime now.

That’s a sweet fucking battle scar. I’d leave it. Imagine all the questions you’d get at the mall about a tire mark and tire shaped dent on your hood. Totally badass.

Of all the wagons to pick you chose that thing...

Wagons, period. And don’t give me that “crossovers are wagons” bullshit because NO THEY ARE NOT. Would you tell your child medicine is candy? No, because then they’d take too much and die, just like wagons are nowadays.

Think of the children, people!

The grand prize is the last remaining unopened bottle of Surge.

There has to be a better name for ‘van maggots’ though...

The Pockar is what I imagine an Aerostar larva would look like. If Aerostars reproduced by laying eggs. And hatched into little van maggots.

Can I have the Dodge Omni Shelby GHLS instead? Please and thank you.

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

Clarkson hasn’t always been the character we all know and love. If you watch the early top gear he was as boring and dreary as anyone. I talking about Top Gear back in the days of Clarkson, Wilson and Needel. Back then Tiff was the only one that made the show interesting.

I like Chris Harris’ web videos like this one, pretty straightforward car piece with someone who’s knowledgeable and can really drive. The former Top Gear hosts have a magic that goes beyond cars, and there’s room in my heart for both.